My coffee machine decided it would give up the ghost a while ago (due to lack of use I think).
I tried descaling, but that wasn’t working, and from what I could see (or hear in my case) happening looked like something simple had happened – one of the hoses had come off or wasn’t completely on, as not enough water was coming through the front, and the bottom had a small leak.
As I have successfully fixed other coffee machines in the past with similar issues, I thought I’d have a go at repairing mine.
First up was a quick google for my machine (Krups Cube XN5005) – unfortunately most of the posts were of people with similar issues, and no help.
I brought the machine to the office and took a closer look. First issue is that it uses security oval style screws on some of the parts. Thats a pain in the ass, as its hard to find the exact screwdriver.
I drove off to the local tools market and did some shopping around, but no luck, so I bought a selection of needle nosed pliers instead.
There is zero reason to use security screws unless you’re trying to piss off the consumer. If I’ve bought something I should be able to take it apart myself and repair it.
I also managed to find the Nespresso service manual for it (Krups Cube Nespresso Service Manual – xn5005 manual). While the external design is nice, the engineering is a bit crappy. If they weren’t trying to overcomplicate the design to keep the consumer out it would be a lot simpler. Sigh.
First to come off is the front chromed plastic part. Push both sides in and pull off.
I managed to get one side off, then the other. Once you see how it clips on its fairly easy to get off.
With that off, unclip the next plastic part on the nozzle.
Next up is to remove the front faceplate.
Flip the unit upside down, then get 2 flat screwdrivers and put into both of the entry slots at the bottom. Twist slightly and it should come off. If you have trouble, do one side first, then the other. I usually get a credit card into the gap I make when I twist the screwdriver so that its easier to do.
The top should come straight off without too much hassle once you have the evil clips off at the bottom.
Next up is the back panel, with the security screws. As I couldn’t find the exact screwdriver, I bought a selection of pliers and they came out fairly easily.
In case anyone can find them, the diameter is a 4mm oval shape.
I basically sat and twisted gently to get the screws out.
You need to remove the 3 at the back, and the two front ones at the bottom (closest to the back), for a total of 5 screws.
Once those five screws are out, the back can come off. Its a bit fiddly, as it didn’t want to budge much on the water tank side, but perseverance paid off.
Once you have the back off, the machine is reasonably accessible.
In my case, I just had to reseat one of the hoses, and retest.
The manual does give further instructions on how to get more of it disassembled from there, but thats as far as I needed to go.
While I was in there I gave it a bit of a clean also.
Compared to the other machine I have (a Saeco fully automatic), this is slightly better designed, but less serviceable. It still has the issue of electrics and water routing in the same area’s, which is silly, as that could be a failure/hazard point, but its safer than some i’ve seen.
Hopefully mine will now continue to give a few more years of service!.
If you need parts for them, this site appears to have some –
And of course after I finish this post, I find someone else doing similar things here –
Vietnam airlines had a special for 1400RMB return including tax to Hanoi.
As I’ve never been to Vietnam, I thought I’d take it.
Photo’s to follow once I’m back in Shanghai, as no card reader!
First impressions I receive of Hanoi – rats and Mopeds.
Not sure which there are more of, both are visible in the corner of your eye at all times. The mopeds are more vociferous though, and a walk through the streets is a cacophony of hooting, and avoidance.
At least, much as in China, sensible manners get you across the roads. Just walk, and they’ll drive around. Hesitate, and you are doomed. Vespa (Piaggio) owns the market, with Honda coming in a close 1st. Sure, there are more Honda’s than Vespa’s numberwise, but *everyone* drives a vespa. Its a city of cool from that respect.
Hanoi is a shithole. Nothing to really recommend it. Its the same generic Southeast Asia template, albeit on a marginally more industrialized level. Its a dirty city, and the remaining architecture is neither interesting, nor beautiful. The delapidated is being torn down, and replaced by the generic concrete in much the same shape and form. House fronts still narrow as driven by taxes on shopfront sizes from regimes long gone.
Car hooters are a pseudo interesting thing. Echo… co… co… co… co… style fade outs that make the noise less of an annoyance. Admittedly it is a rather cool effect. Hooters here are used as indicators and lights might be in the West. Hooting is a way of saying here i am, rather than get out of the way. Echo-location bat style in metal form.
Guidebooks are not necessarily a great help. I picked up a Lonely Planet; deriguer tourist accessory that it is, and had a quick scan through the Hanoi section. “Every stranger on the street wants to help you”. What a crock of horseshit. They neglected the the last part of that sentence – “…away from your money”.
Everyone is after something. From moped drivers lazing on their bikes every two metres, to hotel staff trying to sell tickets to Halong Bay, to street peddlars hastling and hustling, the annoyances are endless.
For every act of kindness, the balance is broken fourfold by someone doing something equally retarded and obvious scamwise. Seek and ye shall find. Maybe I just don’t want to be found.
Sit at a bar called half man, half noodle. Sign says drink here, or we shoot the puppy. Why is it my thoughts tend to shoot the damn puppy.
Vietnam is supposed to be cheap. For european tourists, maybe. Coming from China, seems expensive. Not overly so, but seen through my experienced “I know what things cost” eyes, they aren’t as cheap as they should be.
Walk around the semi endless streets around the lake, many shops doing color copies of older Propaganda posters. Not originals, but badly offset color printing on semi decent rice paper.
Ask pricing at one – small $5, large $15.
That’s about 100RMB for a large one, which is about right if you counter in staff, rentals etc, so a fair price.
Roll it up, seal, suddenly price is $50.
So, small copies $5, now $15 -> $50? Walk out, as price starts coming down again. Not interested anymore. Shitty ass city, can’t wait to be back in Shanghai.
Its the little things here that pile up. Maybe its just I’m being a miserable git, which undoubtedly I am, but still, the vibe here is wrong.
Book a trip out of the city for a change of air. Reasonable for a day trip – $22, although on the way I spot another agency for $12. Thats my fault for not checking a couple of places first, and doing something spur of the moment in the hotel. Not really concerned about that, its still a fair price, and although I feel vaguely ripped off, i’m not worried about it.
An hour into our journey we stop off “for a rest”. That pissed me off. The oh so blatant detour 30 minutes drive in the opposite direction away from our destination to a handicraft / coffee shop where they get paid by head. At least in China they knowingly sell you those trips, and prices are discounted accordingly.
Outside poorer people touting fruit and whatnot, like flies around shit. We tourists, are the shit.
Quite apt considering how tourism generally denigrates and fucks up a place.
Not as bad as Tang Hui near Huang Shan (which I still think should be nuked from orbit), but on its slow inexorable decline into dependance on the teat of handouts and third world poverty that can only be made possible by our own consumer driven culture.
Ponder the thought of cult in culture.
Flash back to Iain Banks – “The Culture“.
We export our beliefs, borg like, to be absorbed.
Is that the anthem for the 21st Century?
Anthem or anathema, who knows. Maybe we do deserve to be quarantined from the rest of the galaxy, lest we infect it.
What is tourism anyway?
Voyeurism made global.
“Look how much better we have it.”, back on the bus, as we can always leave.
Wake up late the next day to banging on my door. Cleaning staff obnoxiously do not take no for an answer, and come back three separate times until I launch into a tirade that gets rid of them. That I’m rather hung over, and stink of stale alcohol isn’t helping my demeanor either.
Once again, HBO is showing something watchable and I pass in and out of consciousness till about 3pm.
Shower, and am feeling much better with the world, and myself.
Funky Buddha is pretty much the only decent late nightlife in Hanoi. Few obnoxiously loud drunk Ozzies, and more of a local scene. Still shuts early though. 2am more or less the cut off point for the town.
I’ll be glad to leave this place.
Good to get out of China, and see a different place, but Vietnam isn’t for me. Death of a thousand cuts would be apt. Lot of little niggling issues, rather than large ones, but the blatant amount of petty bullshit ripoff’s makes Vietnam somewhere to be missed.
I’ve done lots of Asia, and Vietnam is a third world version pastiche of other places that just do it better.
My summation in two words – don’t come.
Things to buy:
Nu Rou Gan. Some great dried beef available in some of the streets around the market area north of the Hoan Kiem lake.
Available pretty much everywhere, pricing is reasonable – $5-10 for reasonable sized copies of Tintin covers.
Books (on scooters). Beware, pricing is silly at first. While I don’t mind gouging per se, I often refuse to do business with someone because they start with an initially silly price. There is ballpark, and there is out of the ballpark figure, most here start with the ball so far out of the ballpark, that you cannot even see the stadium. Example pricing – random copied Lonely planet guides – they’ll start at around 500,000, you can get for 50,000. 1000% markup anyone?
Hip and Trendy:
Not that much here, only 2 semi cool shops next to each other on Ta Hien.
Bo Sua on 24d Ta Hien is worth a browse if you’re in the vicinity, but don’t make a trip otherwise.
Design idea’s are good, but need nurturing.
Funky Buddha 2 Ta Hien
Not much else decent, unless you like shitty Babyface clones in smaller sizes, or backpacker packed foreigner bars.
Street food probably the best bet. Vietnamese food probably better experienced outside of Vietnam.
Avoid the foreign looking restaurants, pricing is sky high, and quality rock bottom.
Do try coffee though, the coffee bars have good coffee (strong, and sweet), and most of the cooler local looking places are plastered with paintings, and make for a good 10-15 minute stop over to rest weary feet.
Obviously I’ve had waaaaaaaaaay too much fun with my newly purchased coffee machine today.
Photo’s (and story) below.
Its a match of the titans.
Frog design vs A+P Cahen.
No rolls barred, its Cube vs Cube.
In the left corner, we have the old, the venerable…
Part frakkin Toaster, part computer, (ex) fishtank, part space heater.
The newcomer with an attitude, he’s shiny, and he isn’t afraid to show it off.
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